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MoJa AbEcEdA

A...avion /htjela bi se njime voziti
B...blog...
C...cipele...Ć...ćup/nepada mi ništa drugo na pamet
Č...čokolada..mmm!!
D...dopisivanje..to obožavam!
E...energija..treba mi svaki dan za školu!!
F...frendovi...ne mogu bez njih
G...glazba...
H...hrvatska..!!
I...Italija...tamo idem na skijanje
J...jelen...
K... kraljica..hehe!!
L...lopta..hehe
LJ...ljubav cerek
M...makarska..tamo ljetujem
N...noktići
NJ..njofra..slatkać!!
O...oko..sve vidim
P...pogled...dovoljan za...,Pogora..tamo ljetujem..super mjesto
R...ruže...
S...soba...spremanje
Š...šalić... smijeh
T..tigar
U...usta...
V...voda...
Z...zatvor...škol u prijevodu
Ž...žohari..mrzim ih!!!!!!!

COOL SMS-OVI

1.srušit ćemo školu taj luđački dom učiteljsko vijeće plakat će za njom štreberi će nositi cvijeće na grob a ja ću vikat nisam više ROB!!!

2.šaljem ti kamion jer nemam para za avion,njime dođi do mene,jer ne mogu bez tebe!!!

3.katkad plaćeš,a nitko ne vidi tvoje suze.katkad je život težak,a nema nikoga da vidi tvoju bol.Katkad si sretan,a nitko nevidi tvoj osmijeh.Ali prdni samo ednom-i svi će saznati!!!

4.Sreća će uskoro doći,snjom i odmor moj,muke prolazna će proć kad kažem zbogom osnovnoj!!!

5.Živjti bez hrene-mogu, živjetibez vode-mogu, ali umrijet ću ako mi ti daš nogu!!!

6.Nikad,baš nikad shvatiti neću zašto sam u tebi tražila sreću. i nikad baš nikad shvatiti neću zašto sam od svih budala odabrala najveću!!!

7.Voljela sam ga i on je volio mene, voljeli smo se ali ne u isto vrijeme!!!

8.Ljubav poput nesreće,udari te, obori te, a potom preživiš ili ne!!!

9.Ja nisam pauk i ne pletem mrežu, ali znaj da najljepše uspomene za tebe me vežu, u svakom prijatelju tražim sreću, ali TEBE nikad zaboravit neću!!!

10.Profesori jel vam žao nitko od nas nije pao,ova nam je zadnja šala,zato brzo dajte otkaz ,da i ravnatelju jednom mozemo reci hvala!haha smijeh

VICEVI

1.Kakva je razlika između plavuše i TITANIKA?
... Na Titaniku se znalo koliko je bilo ljudi.
2.Šta uradi plavuša kad se probudi?
... Obuče se i ide kući.
3.Zašto plavuša baca lekove u vodu?
... Jer na njima piše PLIVA.
4.Koja je razlika između plavuše i kokoške?
... Kokoška sjedi samo na svojim jajima.
5.Kako policajac farba vodu u plavo?
... Bije je pendrekom dok ne poplavi.
6.Šta je plavuša kad oboji kosu u smeđe?
Umijetna inteligencija!
7.Tri stvari koje su ženi potrebne za život?
-tigar u krevetu
-jaguar u garaži
-lisica u ormaru
8.za kog se žene naj više žele udati?
...Za starca koji ima 50 000e u džepu
i 40 temperaturu!!!
9.Zašto plavuša pleše pokraj semafora?
Jer misli da je dico.club...

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RIJEČI 2

Akon feat Eminem-Smackthat

[Akon:]
Shady
Convict
Upfront
Akon
Slim Shady

I see the one, because she be that lady! Hey!
I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo
And possibly bend you over look back and watch me

[Chorus (2X):]
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!

Upfront style ready to attack now
Pull in the parking lot slow with the lac down
Convicts got the whole thing packed now
Step in the club now and wardrobe intact now!
I feel it down and cracked now (ooh)
I see it dull and backed now
I'm gonna call her, than I pull the mack down
Money no problem, pocket full of that now!

I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo
And possibly bend you over look back and watch me

[Chorus (2X):]
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!

[Eminem:]

Ooh...Looks like another club banger
They better hang on when they throw this thing on
Get a lil drink on
They gonna flip for this Akon shit
You can bank on it!
Pedicure, manicure kitty-cat claws
The way she climbs up and down them poles
Looking like one of them putty-cat dolls
Trying to hold my woodie back through my draws
Steps upstage didn't think I saw
Creeps up behind me, she's like "You're!"
I'm like ya I know lets cut to the chase
No time to waste back to my place
Plus from the club to the crib it's like a mile away
Or more like a palace, shall I say
Plus I got pal if your gal is game
In fact he is the one singing the song that's playing
"Akon!"

[Akon:]
I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo
And possibly bend you over look back and watch me

[Chorus (2X):]
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!

Eminem is rollin', d and em rollin' bo
And all marvelous them rolling
Women just holding big booty rolling'
Soon I'll be on Eminem throwing "D!"
Hitting no less than "Three!"
Block wheel style like "Whee!"
Girl I can tell you want me because lately

I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo
And possibly bend you over look back and watch me

[Chorus (2X):]
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!

Akon-Lonley

Lonely I'm Mr.lonely,
I have nobody,
to call my owwnnn
I'm so lonely,
I'm Mr.Lonely
I have nobody,
to call my owwnnn
I'm so lonely

Yo, this one here,
Goes out to all my playas out there, man, ya know
That got that one good girl, dawg
That's always been there man, like
took all the bullshit
Then one day she can't take it no more
And decided to leave

Yeah
I woke up in the middle of the night
And I noticed my girl wasn't by my side,
Coulda sworn I was dreamin',
For her I was feenin',
So I had to take a little ride,
Back tracking on these few years,
Tryna figure out what I do to make it go bad,
Cause ever since my girl left me,
My whole life came crashin,I'm so

Lonely (so lonely),
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
to call my own (to call my own,girl)

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
to call my own (to call my own,girl)

Can't believe I hadda girl like you
And I just let you walk right outta my life,
After all I put you through you still stuck
Around and stayed by my side,
What really hurt me is I broke ur heart, baby
You a good girl and I had no right,
I really wanna make things right,
Cause, without you in my life girl, I'm so

Lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
to call my own (to call my own,girl)

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
to calll my own (to call my own,girl)

Been all about the world ain't neva met a girl
That can take the things that you been through
Never thought the day would come
Where you'd get up and run
And I would be out chasing you
Cause ain't nowhere in the globe I'd rather be,
Ain't no one in the globe I'd rather see
Then the girl of my dreams that made me be
so happy but now so lonely

Lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
to call my own (to call my own, girl)

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
to call my own (to call my own, girl)

Never thought that I would be alone (be alone),
I didn't think you'd be gone this long, (gone for long)
I just want you to call my phone,
So stop playing girl and
Come on home (come on home),
Baby girl I didn't mean to shout, (ohhh)
I want me and you to work it out, (work it out)
I never wished I'd ever
Hurt my baby (Hurt my baby)
And it's drivin me crazy cause I'm so

Lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
to call my own (to call my own,girl)

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
to call my own (to call my own,girl)

Lonely, so lonely, lonely,
So lonely, (so lonely),
Mr. Lonely, lonely, so lonely
So lonely, (so lonely, so lonely, Mr. Lonely

Jennifer-Jenny from the block

[Intro]
Children growing, women producing
Men go work, and some go stealing
Everyone's got to make a living

[Verse]
[Jadakiss:] L-O-X... J.Lo...
Yea, yea, yo, yo
We off the blocks this year
[Styles P:] Went from a 'lil to a lot this year
[Jadakiss:] Everybody mad at the rocks that I wear
[Styles P:] I know where I'm goin' and I know where I'm from
You hear LOX in your ear
[Jadakiss:] Yea we're at the airport out
D-Glock from the block where everybody air-forced out
[Styles P:] With a new white Tee you fresh, nothin' phoney with us
Make the money, get the mansion, bring the homies with us

[Chorus: J. Lo] (2x)
Dont be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still - I'm still Jenny from the block
Used to have a little now I have a lot
No matter where I go I know I came from (the Bronx!)

[Verse: J. Lo] From "In Livin' Color" to movie scripts
To "On the 6" to "J.Lo" to this
Headline scripts
I stay grounded as the amounts roll in
I'm real I thought I told ya (I'm Real)
I'm really been on Oprah
That's just me
Nothin' phony don`t hate on me
What you get is what you see, oh

[Chorus:J. Lo] (2x)
Dont be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still - I'm still Jenny from the block
Used to have a little now I have a lot
No matter where I go I know I came from (the Bronx!)

[Verse: J. Lo] I'm down to earth like this
Rockin' this business
I've grown up so much
I'm in control and lovin it
Rumors got me laughin' kid
I love my life and my public
Put God first And can't forget to stay real
To me it's like breathing, yeahh

[Chorus:J. Lo] (2x)
Dont be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still - I'm still Jenny from the block
Used to have a little now I have a lot
No matter where I go I know I came from (the Bronx!)

[Verse]
[Jadakiss:] Yo, it take hard work to cash checks
So don't be fooled by the rocks that I got they're assets
[Styles P:] You get back what you put out
If even if you take the good route
Can't count the hood out
[Jadakiss:] After a while you'll know who to blend with
Just keep it real with the ones came in with
[Styles P:] Best thing is to stay low, LOX and J.Lo
(Everyone's got to make a livin')

[Chorus:J. Lo] (2x)
Dont be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still - I'm still Jenny from the block
Used to have a little now I have a lot
No matter where I go I know I came from (the Bronx!)

Eto, dok ne smislim šta da stavim u ovaj boks, evo malo ovih SMS-ova, pjesmica ili kak više se to zove;

ako zadržiš ovu poruku:
-voliš me,
ako je izbrišeš:
-lud si za mnom,
ako ne odgovoriš:
-želiš me,
a ako odgovoriš:
-ne možeš bez mene
ako me ikad zaboraviš,
ne zaboravi da zaboravljeni
nikad ne zaboravljaju one
koji su ih zaboravili.
ako je grijeh što te volim
neka mi se to nikad ne oprosti.

70% budi siguran da mi nedostaješ
80% da te želim
90% budi siguran da te volim
100% budi siguran da te zajebavam...

Znam i sama koliko ti nedostajem i koliko ti značim
i koliko sam ti potrebna u ovom trenutku..
..žao mi je što sam te zauvijek napustila!
TVOJA PAMET

GRAFITI

Idealna žena je kao kokoška - dobri bataci i pileći mozak.

Infarkt, ma kakav je, od srca je.

Postao sam ateista - ubili su boga u meni.

Nevina sam - reče kurva na sudu.

Idealna cura je lijepa, pametna, bogata i moja.

Einsteinova teorija je relativno jednostavna.

Mi smo oni na koje su nas roditelji upozoravali.

Stvarnost je iluzija uzrokovana nedostatkom alkohola.

Tko pod drugim jamu kopa taj je zemljoradnik.

Tko rano rani ima podočnjake.

Tko tebe kamenom ti njega isto kamenom jer je kruh skup u pičku materinu.

Griješiti je ljudski, ali ako vam se gumica istroši prije olovke, malo ste pretjerali.

Tko se zadnji smije nije skužio vic.
Ne prepiri se s budalom, ljudi možda neće uočiti razliku.

Ako se dobro osjecaš, ne brini, proći će te.

Smješi se...sutra će biti gore.

Bolje vrabac u ruci nego kamenčic u cipeli.

Prvo skoči pa onda... padni.

Tko laže taj i krade, tko krade taj i ima, tko ima budi mu prijatelj.

Ako nemate što raditi ne radite to ovdje.

Život ne treba shvatiti preozbiljno, uostalom, tko se živ iz njega izvukao.

Bolje ispasti budala nego iz aviona.

Ako im ne možete objasniti, zbunite ih.

Kakvi su me učili, mogao sam ispasti još gori.

Ljubav je vječna, objekti se mijenjaju.

Treba se ženiti samo lijepim ženama, inače nemate nikakvih izgleda da ih se riješite.

Žene nose štikle da im se jezik ne bi vukao po podu.

Žene se dijele na udovice i na one koje na tome rade.

Istjerajte zlo iz žena. Utjerajte im dobro.

Ne diraj lava dok ne spava.

Ne diraj miša dok piša.

Mi o vuku a Karadžic na vrata.

Alkohol je čovjekov najveći neprijatelj. Samo kukavica bježi od neprijatelja.

Oko za oko, pasta za zube.

Bolje šutjeti i biti smatran budalom nego progovoriti i otkloniti svaku
sumnju.

Namojte bludno zgriješiti, do prve prilike.

Vozite sigurno, vozite tenk.

Ja sam ružan, al' sam zato glup.

Ja bih rađe da moja zemlja umre za mene.

Da li si svjestan da u ruci drziš budućnost čovječanstva (napisano u muškom
WC-u).

Ja sam ovakav rođen, a koji je tvoj izgovor?

Mogu se oduprijeti svemu osim iskušenju.

Moramo ušutkati one koji su protiv slobode govora.

Ne pijte vodu - ribe se jebu u njoj.

Pepeljuga se udala radi love.

Rad je sladak, ali ja sam šećeraš.

Obožavam rad - mogu satima gledati druge kako rade.

Štedi vodu - kupaj se s prijatelji(ca)ma.

Naš zrak ima jednu prednost - vidimo što udišemo.

Posuđujte novac od pesimista - oni ne očekuju da im ga vratite.

Suprotnosti se privlače pa onda svlače.

Tko ima sreće na kartama, ima love za ljubav.

Učini nešto za domovinu - emigriraj.

Voli bližnjeg svog, ali pazi da te pri tom ne uhvate.

Volite svoje neprijatelje - to će škoditi njihovom dobrom glasu.

Samoubojstvo je najiskreniji oblik samokritike.

Agatha Christie je mrtva! Tko je to učinio?

Only dead teacher is a good teacher.

Ženski pokret je prava stvar, naročito kad je ritmičan.

Živi kao da ti je svaki dan posljednji i jednog dana ćeš sigurno biti u
pravu.

Dosta je terora, smrt tetama (napisano na fasadi djecjeg vrtića).

KUD IDIJOTI, Tud i ja.

Mijenjam sobnu lampu za dvosobnu.

Smrt mrtvima.

Love

Ako te ikada budem zaboravila bit ce to posljednji dan u mom zivotu...

Ako te gnjavim zovi 92, ako te prestrasim zovi 93, ako te povrijedim zovi 94, a ako me zelis nazovi moj broj

Ate zaboli proslost na mene pomisli bar, jer bili smo bili nekad najljepsi par...

Ako ti gorko zaplace oko, ako te netko povrijedi duboko, ako ti ikad zadrhti dusa, ako nema tko da te slusa, ako ikad vrisnes u snu nazovi me i JA BIT CU TU.

Ako treba ugasit cu svijecu i sunce i mjesec i zvijezde. Ako treba porusit cu mostove, unistiti proslost, otici u nepovrat samo zbog tebe.

Ako volis nemoj kriti jer nije zabranjeno zaljubljen biti.

Ako voljeti znaci zivjeti, onda voljeti tebe znaci zivjeti vjecno.

Ako zadrzis ovu poruku - VOLIS ME, ako je ignoriras - OBOZAVAS ME, ako ne odgovoris - ZELIS ME, ako odgovoris - NE MOZES BEZ MENE...

Andjele, sklopi okice i u tami noci pronadji svjetlo mjesecine da ti obasja snove i u njih dovede one zbog kojih se vrijedi sutra buditi!

Baci casu visoko, past ce na tlo. Baci kamen u vodu, dodirnut ce dno. Baci granu u vatru, izgorjet ce sva. Baci mene od sebe, umrijet cu ja.

Bez tebe je sve nista, a sa tobom je nista sve!

Bila bih postelja u kojoj spavas i jastuk na kojem se budis, zvijezda koju sanjas, suza kada places, osmjeh kad se smijes, usinila bi sve samo da sam uz TEBE!

Bog je svim andjelima dao krila osim tebi, jer nije zelio da mu najljepsi odleti!

Bori se za srecu, za ono zelis. Ono sto mnogo ti znaci, nemoj dijeliti. Ne brini za druge, jer drugi ce se snaci, ali ljubav poput tebe tesko je naci.

Citam knjigu, a oci mi suze, mislim na tebe, sto mi srce uze!

Cokoladni bomboni. Ne. Cvjetni med. Ne. Sladoled od ljesnaka. Ne. Secer. Nema sanse. Jebi ga, i dalje ne nalazim nista sto je sladje od tebe.

Covjek se budi najcistije duse koja ceka da ju oblikuje buduci dan. I zato priusti sebi da ti prvo "dobro jutro" pozeli onaj tko te voli. DOBRO JUTRO!

Cuvaj me u malom kutku svog srca! Neka ti moje misli ne remete ni jedan trenutak zivota, a voli me tek toliko da znam da postojim!

Cvjeta ruza usred zita, ljubim onu koja cita, ljubi i ti onog tko salje, pa nek ruza cvjeta i dalje!!!

Da budem sretna jer si mi prijatelj ili da placem jer je to najvise sto ces mi ikada biti?

Da je zrno pijeska jedinica za ljubav, sve pustinje ovog svijeta ne bi bile dovoljne da ti kazem koliko te volim!!!

Da se sva mora svijeta razbiju u kapi, koliko bi ih bilo? Da se sve zvijezde svemira zbroje, koliko bi ih bilo? Ne znam, ali mojih poljubaca bi bilo vise.

Da si lijep, to vidim. Da si dobar, to znam. Da volis, to mislim. Ali koga, to ne znam.

Da su noci duge koliko te ja volim, nikada ne bi svanulo!

Daj mi 1000 poljubaca, pa jos 1000, pa jos 1000... Kad razmijenimo milijun poljubaca pomijesajmo ih zajedno sve dok ih ljubomorni ne budu mogli prebrojati.

Daj mi sebe od sebe ako neces da mi srce nazebe jer kad tebe nema ljubavi, cini mi se da je zima.

Daj mi tvoju ruku i zazmiri. Cujes li kako moje srce kuca? Razumijes li sto kaze? Prica o mojoj ljubavi prema tebi!

Dala sam ti mladost svoju, zato necu voljeti sebe, i da opet mladost imam birala bih samo tebe!!!

Daleko je zvijezda, sto na nebu sja, daleko je momak sto ga volim ja!

Daleko si od ociju ali od srca nisi. Jedino sto mi nedostaje znaj ti si. Nisi zvijezda ni andjeo, ni bog da te molim, ali si osoba koju ludo i iskreno volim...

COOL...

Obratimo paznju na tvoj intelektualni nivo i to sa cetiri
jednostavna pitanja.
Pitanja moras odgovoriti spontano i bez prevelikog razmisljanja.

1. Ucesnik (ca) si u jednoj trci. Prestigla si drugog - na kojoj
poziciji se nalazis?

Odgovor:
Ako si odgovorila da si prvi u krivu si, jer kad si prestigla
drugog zauzela si njegovo mjesto sto znaci da ces u cilj uci kao druga.
Kod drugog pitanja pokusaj malo krace razmisljati:

2. Kada prestignes zadnjeg na kojoj poziciji ces uci u cilj?

Ako si odgovorila "kao predzadnja" tada si se ponovno zavarala.
Razmisli malo...... Kako mozes prestici zadnjega?
Odgovoriti je nemoguce.
Dobro, idemo dalje: bez biljeski i bez kalkulatora.

3. Uzmi 1000. Plus 40.
Jos jednom 1000.
Plus 30.
Jos jednom 1000.
Plus 20.
Plus 1000.
I plus 10.
Koliki je rezultat?

5000?
Opet pogresno!
Tocan rezultat je 4100.
Izracunaj jos jednom i to s kalkulatorom.
I sada je ostao jos samo zadnji zadatak.

4. Monikin otac ima pet kceriju:
- Lele
- Lala
- Lulu
- Lolo
- ????
Pitanje: Kako se zove peta kci?

Lili? - Pogresno.
Naravno Monika. Procitaj jos jednom pitanje.

Riječi...

Gwn-Wnd it up

High on the hills with the lonely goatherd, lay-od-lay-od-lay-he-hoo
Yodell back with the girl and goatherd, lay-od-lay-od-low

Wind it up
Wind it up, uh, uh, uh, uh
Yodellay, yodallay, yodal-low

(Yeah)
This is the key that makes us wind up
When the beat comes on, the girls all line up
And the boys all look, but no, they can't touch
But the girls want to know why the boys like us so much

They like the we dance, they like the way we work
They like that way that L.A.M.B. is going across my shirt
They like the way my pants, it compliments my shape (She's crazy, right?)
They like the way we react everytime we dance

Everytime the bass bangs, realize it calls your name
Let the beat wind you up, and don't stop till your time is up
Get in line now

Wind it up, uh, uh, uh, uh
Wind it up, uh, uh, uh, uh
Yodellay, yodallay, yodal-low

You've got to let the beat get under your skin
You've got to open up, and let it all in
But see, once it gets in, the poppin' begins
And then you find out, why all the boys stare

They're trying to bite our style
Trying to study our approach
They like the way we do it, so original
I guess that they are slow, so they should leave the room
This beat is for the clubs, and cars that go

Everytime the bass bangs, realize it calls your name
Let the beat wind you up, and don't stop till your time is up
Get in line now

Uh, uh, uh, wind it up, uh, uh, uh, uh
(Ya'll ready)

Wind it up, uh, uh, uh, uh
Wind it up, uh, uh, uh, uh
Yodellay, yodallay, yodal-low

Uh huh, it's your moment
Uh huh, come on girl, you know you own it
Uh huh, you know your key is still tick-tockin'
Hell yeah, and you know they're watchin'

Get it girl, get it, get it girl
Get it girl, get it, get it girl
To the font, to the side,
To the back, but don't let him ride

Keep goin' girl, it's your night
Don't let him steal your light
I know he thinks you're fine and stuff
But does he know how to wind you up?
(Come on)

Wind it up, uh, uh, uh, uh
Wind it up, uh, uh, uh, uh
Yodellay, yodallay, yodal-low, hey!

[Chorus]
Hey hey, you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey, you you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey hey, you you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
I know it's not a secret
Hey hey, you you
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright?
(feel alright, feel alright, feel alright)

Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell yeah I'm the motherfuckin' princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
(know I'm right, know I'm right, know I'm right)

She's like so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

Avril-Girlfriend

[Chorus]
Hey hey, you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey, you you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey hey, you you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
I know it's not a secret
Hey hey, you you
I want to be your girlfriend

I can see the way
I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
(again and again, again, again)
So come over here and tell me what I want to hear
Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again
(and again and again and again)

'Cause she's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

[Chorus]
Hey hey, you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey, you you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey hey, you you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
I know it's not a secret
Hey hey, you you
I want to be your girlfriend

Oh
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?

Oh
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?

[Chorus]
Hey hey, you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey, you you
I could be your girlfriend
No way, no way
Hey hey, you you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
I know it's not a secret
Hey hey, you you
I want to be your girlfriend
No way, no way

Hey hey, you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey, you you
I could be your girlfriend
No way, no way
Hey hey, you you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
I know it's not a secret
Hey hey, you you
I want to be your girlfriend
No way, no way
Hey hey

Rihanna-Pon de replay

hook)
come mr. dj song pon de replay
come mr. dj won't you turn the music up
all the gyal pon the dancefloor wantin some more what
come mr. dj won't you turn the music up

(hook)
come mr. dj song pon de replay
come mr. dj won't you turn the music up
all the gyal pon the dancefloor wantin some more what
come mr. dj won't you turn the music up

verse:
it goes 1 by 1 even 2 by 2
everybody on the floor let me show you how we do
lets go dip it low then you bring it up slow
wine it up 1 time wine it back once more

run, run, run, run
everybody move run
let me see you move and
rock it til the grooves done
shake it til the moon becomes the sun (sun)
everybody in the club give me a run (run)
if you ready to move say it (yeah yeah)
one time for your mind say it (yeah yeah)
well i'm ready for ya
come let me show ya
you want to groove im'a show you how to move
come come

(hook)
come mr. dj song pon de replay
come mr. dj won't you turn the music up
all the gyal pon the dancefloor wantin some more what
come mr. dj won't you turn the music up

(hook)
come mr. dj song pon de replay
come mr. dj won't you turn the music up
all the gyal pon the dancefloor wantin some more what
come mr. dj won't you turn the music up

hey mister
please mister dj
tell me if you hear me
turn the music up

hey mister
please mister dj
tell me if you hear me
turn the music up

verse
it goes 1 by 1 even 2 by 2
everybody in the club gon be rockin when i'm through
let the bass from the speakers run through ya sneakers
move both ya feet and run to the beat

run, run, run, run
everybody move run
let me see you move and
rock it til the grooves done
shake it til the moon becomes the sun (sun)
everybody in the club give me a run (run)
if you ready to move say it (yeah yeah)
one time for your mind say it (yeah yeah)
well i'm ready for ya
come let me show ya
you want to groove im'a show you how to move
come come

(hook)
come mr. dj song pon de replay
come mr. dj won't you turn the music up
all the gyal pon the dancefloor wantin some more what
come mr. dj won't you turn the music up

(hook)
come mr. dj song pon de replay
come mr. dj won't you turn the music up
all the gyal pon the dancefloor wantin some more what
come mr. dj won't you turn the music up

hey mister
please mister dj
tell me if you hear me
turn the music up

hey mister
please mister dj
tell me if you hear me
turn the music up

Ok, everybody get down if you hear me
Come and put your hands up to the ceiling

Rihanna-Umbrella

[Jay-Z]
Ahuh Ahuh (Yea Rihanna)
Ahuh Ahuh (Good girl gone bad)
Ahuh Ahuh (Take three... Action)
Ahuh Ahuh

No clouds in my storms
Let it rain, I hydroplane in the bank
Coming down with the Dow Jones
When the clouds come we gone, we Rocafella
She fly higher than weather
And G5’s are better, You know me,
an anticipation, for precipitation. Stacked chips for the rainy day
Jay, Rain Man is back with little Ms. Sunshine
Rihanna where you at?

[Rihanna]
You have my heart
And we'll never be worlds apart
May be in magazines
But you'll still be my star
Baby cause in the dark
You can't see shiny cars
And that's when you need me there
With you I'll always share
Because

[Chorus]
When there’s sunshine, we’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

These fancy things, will never come in between
You're part of my entity, here for Infinity
When the war has took it's part
When the world has dealt it's cards
If the hand is hard, together we'll mend your heart
Because

[Chorus]
When there’s sunshine, we’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

You can run into my arms
It's okay don't be alarmed
Come into me
There's no distance in between our love
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because

[Chorus]
When there’s sunshine, we’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

It's raining
Ooh baby it's raining
Baby come into me
Come into me
It's raining
Oh baby it's raining

RHCP

Come to decide that the things that I tried were in my life just to get high on.
When I sit alone, come get a little known
But I need more than myself this time.
Step from the road to the sea to the sky, and I do believe that we rely on
When I lay it on, come get to play it on
All my life to sacrifice.

Hey oh... listen what I say oh
I got your hey oh, now listen what I say oh

When will I know that I really can't go
To the well once more - time to decide on.
Well it's kiliing me, when will I really see, all that I need to look inside.
Come to belive that I better not leave before I get my chance to ride,
Well it's killing me, what do I really need - all that I need to look inside.

Hey oh... listen what I say oh
Come back and hey oh, look at what I say oh

The more I see the less I know
The more I like to let it go - hey oh, woah...
People need the cover of another perfect wonder where it's so white as snow,
Finally divided by a word so undecided and there's nowhere to go;
Inbetween the cover of another perfect wonder and it's so white as snow,
Running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed and there's nowhere to go.

Ho!
Went to descend to ammend for a friend of the channels that had broken down.
Now you bring it up, I'm gonna ring it up - just to hear you sing it out.
Step from the road to the sea to the sky,
And I do belive what we rely on,
When I lay it on, come get to play it on
All my life to sacrifice

Hey oh... Listen what I say oh
I got your hey oh... listen what I say oh

The more I see, the less I know
The more I like to let it go - hey oh woah...
People need the cover of another perfect wonder where it's so white as snow.
Finally divided by a word so undecided and there's nowhere to go
Inbetween the cover of another perfect wonder where it's so white as snow
Running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed and there's nowhere to go.
I said hey hey yeah oh yeah, tell my love now.
Hey hey yeah oh yeah, tell my love now.
People need the cover of another perfect wonder where it's so white as snow,
Finaly divided by a word so undecided and there's nowhere to go.

People need the cover of another perfect wonder where it's so white as snow...
Running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed and there's nowhere to go.

I said hey oh yeah oh yeah... tell my love now
Hey yeah yeah... oh yeah.

RHCP

Standing in line to see the show tonight,
And there's a light on,
Heavy glow.
By the way I tried to say I'd be there,
Waiting for.
Dani the girl is singing songs to me,
Beneath the marquee,
Overload.

Steak knife.
Card Shark.
Con job.
Boot cut.

Skin that flick, she's such a little DJ.
Get there quick by street but not the freeway.
Turn that trick to make a little leeway.
Beat that nic but not the way that we play.

Dog town.
Blood bath.
Rib cage.
Soft tail.

Standing in line to see the show tonight,
And there's a light on,
Heavy glow.
By the way I tried to say I'd be there,
Waiting for.

Black jack.
Dope dick.
Pawn shop.
Quick pick.

Kiss that dyke, I know you want to hold one.
Not on strike, but I'm about to bowl one.
Bite that mic, I know you never stole one.
Girls that like a story so I told one.

Song bird.
Main line.
Cash back.
Hard top.

Standing in line to see the show tonight,
And there's a light on,
Heavy glow.
By the way I tried to say I'd be there,
Waiting for.
Dani the girl is singing songs to me,
Beneath the marquee,
Oversold.
By the way I tried to say I'd be there,
Waiting for.

Ooh ahh, guess you never meant it.
Ooh ahh, guess you never meant it.
Ooh ahh, guess you never meant it.
Ooh ahh, guess you never meant it.
Ooh ahh, guess you never meant it.
Ooh ahh, guess you never meant it.
Ooh ahh, guess you never meant it.
Ohh ahh.

Standing in line to see the show tonight,
And there's a light on,
Heavy glow.
By the way I tried to say I'd be there,
Waiting for.
Dani the girl is singing songs to me,
Beneath the marquee,
Oversold.
By the way I tried to say i know you,
From before
Standing in line to see the show tonight,
And there's a light on,
Heavy glow.
By the way I tried to say I'd be there,
Waiting for.

O muškarcima

Zašto su muškarci kao jastozi?
Sve valja osim glave.

Zašto su muškarci kao dupini?
Zato što se priča da su inteligentni, ali to još uvijek nitko nije dokazao.

Zašto su muškarci kao puževi?
Imaju rogove, sline, vuku se ....i misle da je kuća njihova.

Zašto su muškarci kao mikrovalna pećnica?
Zagriju se za 15 sekundi.

Zašto su muškarci kao spermatozoidi?
Jer je samo jedan od milijun od neke koristi.

Zašto muškarac ne može biti i lijep i inteligentan u isto vrijeme?
Bio bi žensko.

Zašto su baterije bolje od muškaraca?
Zato što imaju najmanje jednu pozitivnu stranu.

Kakva je razlika između šalice kave i muškarca?
Nema razlike, unervoziš se i nakon jednog i nakon drugog.

Muškarac je kao videorekorder: naprijed, nazad, naprijed, nazad......eject!

Zašto mozak muškarca vrijedi više od mozga žene?
Zato što je rjeđi..

Muškarci se dijele na neodgovarajuće, zauzete i nedostižne.

Muškarci su kao WC. Ili su zauzeti, ili su posrani.

Muškarac je najpametniji za vrijeme seksa, jer je direktno spojen na izvor inteligencije!

Zašto su muškarci uvijek zabrinuti za veličinu svog penisa?
Zato što bi trebalo da budu.

Zašto muškarci nikad ne pokazuju svoja prava osjećanja?
Zato što ih nemaju.

Zašto muškarci vole oženiti djevice?
Zato što ne vole kritiku.

Kako znaš kad ti je muž mrtav?
Seks je na istom nivou, ali možeš slobodno uzeti daljinski.

Zašto muškarci nemaju krizu srednjih godina?
Zaglave u adolescenciji.

Što je Bog rekao nakon što je stvorio čovjeka?
Mogu ja i bolje...

Kako muškarci zamišljaju predigru?
Mole pola sata.

Što klitoris, godišnjica braka i WC školjka imaju zajedničko?
Muškarci ih uvijek promaše.

Što je muškarčeva definicija romantične večeri?
Seks.

Zašto samo 10% muškaraca odlaze u raj?
Ako bi odlazilo više, to bi postao pakao.

U čemu je razlika između svinje i muškarca?
Svinja ne postane muškarac kada se napije.

Što je za muškarca "prava ljubav"?
Erekcija.

Koji je najbolji način da izgubiš 80 kila odvratne masnoće?
Razvod.

Zašto muškarci ne peru veš?
Zato što mašina za veš ne radi na daljinski.

Kako se zove žena koja radi kao muškarac?
Lijena kučka.

Koje riječi žene najviše mrze za vrijeme odličnog seksa?
Dušo, stigao sam!

Koja žena svake noći zna gdje joj je muž?
Udovica.

Koji je jedini način da natjeraš muža da zapamti datum godišnjice braka?
Udaš se na njegov rođendan.

Što je to: Ima 8 ruku i IQ od 60?
Četiri muškarca gledaju prijenos utakmice.

Što muškarac i spermatozoid imaju zajedničko?
Oba imaju šansu od 1 : 1 000 000 da postanu ljudska bića.

Zašto se muškarci ožene?
Da ne moraju više uvlačiti trbuh.

Zašto muškarci imaju noge?
Da im se mozgovi ne bi vukli po zemlji.

Muškarci od 40-ak godina obično imaju problema da nađu partnera njihove zrelosti.
Zato i izlaze sa duplo mlađim djevojkama.

Ako bi muškarci imali menstruaciju, hvalisali bi se oko veličine tampona.

Zašto je Bog prvo stvorio muškarca pa onda ženu? Učio je na greškama!
Što je muškarac u kadi punoj solne kiseline? Riješen problem !!!!!!

Nikad ne vjeruj sjaju u očima muškarca!
To je vjerojatno svjetlo što prodire kroz njegovu šuplju glavu.

Muškarci su kao enciklopedija: debeli, dosadni i misle da sve znaju!!!

prijedlog za sve teenagere

Natpis za vrata tvoje sobe
U MOJOJ SOBI VAŽE SLIJEDEĆA PRAVILA
· Pokucaj i sačekaj odgovor prije nego što uđeš
· Ne otvaraj ladice – mogu eksplodirati
· Ulaziš bos – na svoju odgovornost
· Jedino JA odlučujem kada je vrijeme za sređivanje
· Razbacane stvari moraju ostati gdje jesu, inače ih neću moći naći
· Krevet namještam samo jednom tjedno da bi se izbjeglo nepotrebno gužvanje posteljine
· Ako ne voliš galamu, ne ulazi
· Ako te ugrize pauk, ne uzvraćaj – drugi se teško nabavlja
· Oni koji me hoće probuditi, bolje da imaju kacigu na glavi
· Ne zaboravi, JA sam ta koja odlučuje što se skida i što se stavlja na zid
· Ukoliko nisi neophodan unutra – ostani vani!

OGLEDALO, OGLEDALO.....

Crte lica mogu ti pomoći da otkriješ kakva ti je prijateljica, a možeš otkriti i nešto o samoj sebi. Stoga, uzmi ogledalce i baci se na posao
Ako imaš tanak nos onda si……….. malo neambiciozna
Širok nos govori da si………… protivnica oholosti
Velike nosnice otkrivaju da si ………. brbljava
male nosnice imaju sramežljive cure
veća gornja usna odlika je opreznih
veća donja usna krasi kraljicu drame
kratke trepavice imaju temperamentne cure
dugačke trepavice imaju plemenite djevojke
plave oči odaju da si sretna i pametna
zelene oči govore da si inteligentna
smeđe oči reći će da si pametna
sive oči krase nepredvidive
guste obrve otkrivaju osjećajne
a tanke obrve dobro organizirane
imaš li plavu kosu, znači da se voliš zabavljati
smeđa kosa znači da voliš biti u trendu
ako ti je kosa crvena, onda si temperamentna
kovrčava kosa odaje cure pune samopouzdanja
ravna, pak kosa znači da si plemenita

HAHAA...

Pitanje:

Zašto je bolje biti muškarac?

- Zavrsis svaki telefonski razgovor za 30 sekundi

- Za godisnji odmor dovoljno ti je 7 dana i jedan kofer

- Mozes sam da otvoris sve vrste konzervi i tegli sa dzemom

- Prijatelji te ne sazaljevaju kada se ugojis

- Kada menjas programe na TV-u, ne zadrzavas se tamo gde vidis suze

- Tvoja zadnjica ne igra nikakvu ulogu na intervjuu za posao

- Svi tvoji orgazmi su pravi

- Kada odsluzis vojsku, vise nikada ne moras da ribas WC

- Previse seksa nece ti unistiti reputaciju (naprotiv)

- Za svega 5 evra dobijas pakovanje od tri para gaca

- Mozes se istusirati i obuci za 10 minuta

- Ni jedan saradnik na poslu nece ti naterati suze u oci

- Ne moras se brijati ispod nivoa vrata

- Ne moras svaku noc spavati uz necija dlakava ledja

- Mozes da ispises svoje ime u snegu

- Mozes jesti bananu i sladoled na javnom mestu a da te niko ne gleda pohotno

- Niko nece prekinuti sa pricanjem socnog vica zato sto si usao u sobu

- Automehanicari ti uglavnom pricaju istinu

- Ne dobijas slom zivaca ako neko ne primeti tvoju novu frizuru ili cipele

- Konstantno si u istom raspolozenju

- Mozes se diviti Klintu Istvudu, a opet neces odmah posle filma poceti sa dijetom

- Znas najmanje 20 nacina da otvoris pivsku flasu

- Seda kosa i bore samo podcrtavaju tvoj karakter

- Briga te sta ti ljudi govore iza ledja

- Tri para cipela su ti i vise nego dovoljna

- Ljudi ti ne bulje u grudi dok razgovaras sa njima

- Ako neko dodje na zurku u kosulji ili sakou koji je jednak tvom, to jedva i da primetite

- I za kraj, jedno pitanje - sta je to celulit?

(ovo sam pastala sa jedne stranice pa mi se nije dalo ispravljt srpske riči tako da sory ali mislim i to je samo jezik nema veze sa nekim ljudima i našom prošlosti al još jadnom SORRY)